?The 7 Most Amazing Things to Do With Christmas Trees After the Holidays” has been revealed by self-help satirist, comedian, and life-liver expert Buster Guru.
The complete list of practical, fun, naughty, protective, life-affirming things to do can be found at http://www.busterguru.com/what-to-do-with-christmas-trees.html
Buster Guru says he was inspired to compile the transformative list because so many people have contacted him over the decades feeling confused, guilty, lazy, stupid, apathetic, but not suicidal when it comes to what to do with their Christmas tree after Christmas.
“I wanted to show people they could avoid that post-holiday trauma,” Buster explains. “And I also wanted to give people a chance to keep the joy they receive from their Christmas tree blazing like ten thousand North stars even after December 25 has passed, or at the least keep the joy flickering a bit, like a Bic lighter with about an eight-of-an-inch of butane left in it.”
Buster Guru says he therefore decided to be the first self-help guru in history to compile a list of the most amazing things to do with Christmas trees after Christmas.
Buster states that some of these things are based on ancient traditions, like making Pine Needle Tea and using Christmas trees to clean residential and commercial chimneys, but that statement is highly debatable. Buster also notes that most men are scared stiff to look even kind of toward another man when they are urinating side-by-side in a public bathroom, but that has nothing to do with this news.
Other things to do with Christmas trees after the holidays include “The Dumpin? O? the Christmas Tree” — popular throughout Idaho and the rest of the modern world — and the “Pine Needle Death Trap” (perfect for preventing robbers and peeping Toms from robbing and peeping Tomming anyone’s home!)
As noted before, but maybe you weren’t paying attention, the complete list of practical, fun, naughty, protective, life-affirming things to do can be found at http://www.busterguru.com/what-to-do-with-christmas-trees.html
Happy After-Holidays!
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